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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Frazzled But Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

Heavens to Betsy, I cannot believe how many weeks have passed by since I have had a moment to sit down and write. I guess with all the craziness of the holidays, time has just flown by and here it is already the middle of January. But Spring is only a few weeks away, LOL!! When I last wrote, it was all about my Turkey Day and what a gobble gobble joy it was. But Christmas came and went and it was filled with so much joy and love that my face hurt from smiling for so many days. Of course the kiddos loved it and hubby bought me a new vacuum cleaner! (You were listening, dearest darling husband that I love oh so much!) I spent all day on the 26th of December vacuuming every floor in the house and I even cleaned the drapes and upholstery too. It was so much fun! I wanted the house to be clean clean clean for our New Year's Eve party. Can you believe we had a party? I decided to have a celebration since my baby brother was in town for the holidays. He is such a dear. His name is Bryan and he works in a restaurant. The kids were so excited to see their favorite uncle. I must admit that I was surprised that Bryan left his home so near Christmas because he loves that holiday so much. (Remind me to post pictures of his Department 56 Original Snow Village sometime. It's amazing.) But his new roommate Sam had a business trip in a neighboring town and they decided to visit us as well. We only have one guest bedroom, but Bryan said that he didn't mind sharing the room with Sam. I felt awful that one of them had to sleep on the floor but they seemed okay with it. I think they must have been uncomfortable though because I heard moaning all night coming from the room. That floor must have been so hard! Or maybe it was their little schnauzer, Tranny, that was howling, I can't be sure. Anyhoo, the next day they seemed refreshed and happy so I guess it wasn't too crowded in there for the three of them.

Bryan told the kids that they could call Sam "Uncle Sam" which made me laugh. Uncle Sam! Isn't that funny? That brother of mine is so sweet and he brought presents for the kids too. He gave Suzy Loo a limited edition vintage Barbie doll and Billy Boo a limited edition Ken doll. I told him he spent too much money, but he assured me that they just came from his personal collection and he was trying to make room in his home since Sam moved in. (It must be crowded over there too, because he only has a one bedroom apartment. Sam must have to sleep on the couch, poor thing.)

Our party was a huge success. It was me, hubby, the kids, Bryan, Sam and hubby's secretary. Since we don't normally stay up very late, we celebrated London's New Year which was five hours earlier than ours. That way I could still be in bed by 9:00. I had two glasses of sparkling apple cider and I don't care what the bottle says, I swear to goodness that I was bit tipsy! When I went to bed with the kids, Hubby was driving his secretary home and Bryan and his roommate were going to another party they heard about that was happening in an abandoned warehouse down by the piers.

The next morning I shook off my apple cider hangover and was surprised to see none of them were home yet. Looks like 2011 was off to a bad start. Hubby got a flat tire and had to spend the night at his secretary's house. Bryan and Sam eventually made it home via a nice man they met named Meat. They said they drank too many Cosmos and Meat took care of them all night long at his place called The Dungeon. (Where do they come up with these names for housing complexes these days?) They both seemed exhausted and the poor dears could barely stand up straight. If I didn't know any better I 'd think they had been horseback riding all night long because they were both a little bowlegged. They must have really danced last night! They borrowed $200 dollars from my cookie jar to thank Meat for his services (I guess Meat towed their car home for them) and he went on his way.

Looks like 2011 is full of excitement already! LOL!!!




18 comments:

Elaina Wicks said...

Errr, what's wrong with that? You must have read one of my blog posts, cuz' you sound a little like me...

Still funny in all of its sarcasm...=)

Mary A. said...

OF COURSE Lispy Gay is FBHSAHM's brother! LOL! Perfect!

I can't wait to meet the parents!

Tяainwяeck Tяagedy said...

I love these stay-at-home mom posts. They always crack me up! :]

UnCheyned said...

Nearly spit my coffee out when I realized who FBHSAHM's brother was. Classic!

Bouncin' Barb said...

Boy she's so smart figuring out all these things. Wish I could be like her.

Alexa. said...

Gosh, Frazzled But Happy Stay-at-Home Mom... I want to be just like her when I grow up!! LOL!!

I wonder what her kids are like. xD

Stephanie said...

Too funny! And precisely why I HATE when someone calls me a Stay at Home Mom!! Yes, I'm a mom, and yes, I stay home, but dammit I do have a career!! I just so happen to be able to do it from home! LOL! Love your posts!

The Empress said...

It's great to have both FBHSAHM and Lispy Gay back front and center. I love that you found a clever way to tie two of our favorite characters together in a highly entertaining plotline. Can't wait for the next post!

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MomOf2AtHome said...

You are too funny! I have GOT to start following your blog and read regularly. Love it!!!!!

marsha66 said...

Can't wait for more Lispy Gay soap opera too.

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Noelle said...

yeah! That made me laugh out loud. I have a brother who needs an uncle Sam. The Kids would enjoy a new uncle too.

Winston said...

I think that frazzled but happy woman needs to get out of the house more. LOL

Ester Jean said...

very nice style Mister! I think I need to hunt through your archives one of these days and check out what everybody else is talking about!

Server (Waiter) At Arms said...

ROFLMAO...... absolutely brilliant.

I bet that the hubby's secretary was oh so happy to put him up for the night, and he repaid her with a very nice boner.... I mean bonus.... for her services to him for allowing him to sleep on her rug.... as for Meat, I bet his leathers were well used and needed some good lubrication after that evening.......

LadyRapunzel said...

I'm not sure which was my favorite: the appearance of Lispy Gay, Uncle Sam's floor sleeping moaning, or her present.

Mrs. Hyde said...

Glad to see that we haven't heard the last of Lispy Gay.

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leia said...

omfg, you had me rolling!!! keep it up with these posts, they are my fave <3

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