And the nominees are:
- Cynthia Swenceski: I wish Oprah would respond to my letters...She would know what to do.
- Anne Marie Dailey: I feel so guilty feeding my pets non-organic, but I can't afford anything else.
- Gretchen H. Webber-Manzella: Carnie Wilson did it and I know that deep, deep, deep, down... I have it in me too...
- Corinne Rogers: And then there are the bed bugs...
- Donna Reed: Why do they feel so lumpy?
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