I know it was just a few days ago that I did a Comment on Comments, but I couldn't let this one pass by. In response to Good Times, Good Times, someone burped out some true wisdom that I must respond to.Jeff said: Lame. Don't quit you're day job!
Dear, sweet, addle-brained, Jeff. How can a comment with only six words have so many things wrong with it? You have a real talent for making sharp and concise observations, don't you? First off, I beg to differ that Good Times, Good Times was "lame" as you so eloquently put it. The post was supposed to be an homage to the classic television sitcom Good Times which was a top show on CBS from February 8, 1974, until August 1, 1979. No, they did not really come into my restaurant. The chance of that happening is as unlikely as you ever understanding the difference between "your" and "you're." And for the record, you might want to brush up on "too," "to" and "two" as well as "there," "their" and "they're" since I bet you get those mixed up as well. I understand, though. Grammar's hard, huh? I know it is, because I write every day and sometimes I make mistakes too. However, I write about 3,500 words a week and maybe a mistake slips by every now and then. If I only had to piece together six word to insult someone though, I would try really hard to make sure I spelled everything correctly. But, that's just me.
In addition, I will not be quitting my day job since this whole blog is about my day job. It's not called the The Bitchy Unemployed now is it? If I quit my day job, what would I write about? So never you worry your empty little head about me quitting my day job. You should spend some time worrying about other things like spelling and grammar, alright? Thanks so much for reading. It makes me happy that someone like you takes the time to give me such a wonderful critique. My blog will only become better thanks to comments like yours. The next time I post something, I will think to myself, "What would Jeff think? Is this lame?"
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17 comments:
Heh, ouch. That would leave a mark if Jeff could comprehend it.
Jeff is lame......
lame
Coincidentally, as I read this post, there was a pop up for a grammar checker. I found that appropriate. :P
Wow. It's not very often that people say "you're" when it should be "your". It's usually the other way around. Weird.
big fan of comment cards - rarely leave bad comments. Lame-O Jeff - piss face, learn to spell.
oh yeah, and ZINGER!!
BW, good shot!
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. . . .the 80's called -- they want their catch phrase back.
hehehehhe.
Sorry. It's all I got.
PWND!
I hate to be the one to say it, but you spelled "comments" wrong in the title.
Jeff just got a verbal spanking!! :)
I had to laugh at "It's not called the Bitchy Unemployed now is it."
Then I got another giggle when Anon pointed out the "commenst" typo.
Don't you hate when that happens?
I thought you had done it tongue in cheek, but I see you fixed it.
I really enjoy reading your blog. Thanks for the laughs each day!
"What would Jeff think..."
Thanks for another laugh, BW
...*sobs quietly*
It was all nice. I even got some explanation i didn't expect. Keep it up guys.
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