But back to the cell phones on the subway. One time this woman was having a huge argument with her boyfriend as we were headed towards the tunnel. I was trying to figure out how she was gonna wrap it all up before she lost her signal but I guess she didn't care. After we went underground, she just kept yelling for about 90 seconds even though everyone on the train was looking at her and knowing there was nobody on the other end of the line. But my favorite cell phone on the subway story is this one:
GIRL: (on cell phone, loudly) And gurl I was all lookin' good and he was all lookin' at me like he wanted a piece and I was all I don't think so. You done had your chance and you missed it so nows all youse can do is wish you had me, Uh huh. Uh huh. (loud long laugh) I know, right? Well, whatver, I still might hook up with his ass cuz he fine. I know. GURL, I KNOW! I would love to gets my hands on that dick a his again just to show him what he be missin' out on. Uh huh. Uh huh.
MAN: Excuse me, young lady. You are not in your living room.
the girl pulled the phone away from her ear, cocked her head, snarled her lip and said
GIRL: Neither are you. (back into phone) Some asshole tryin' to tell me to get of the phone.
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