What does "hospitality" mean to you?
What I said: Efficiency, friendliness, professionalism, going beyond the guests expectations. Pretty much what they'd teach you in hospitality management schools.
The truth: Kissing customer asses to get better tips and kissing manager asses to get better shifts.
What is your favorite thing about working in the food and beverage industry?
What I said: The flexibility, the people I work with and the immediate gratification of good service rewarded with a good tip.
The truth: Knowing that restaurant jobs are a dime a dozen and if something pisses me off I can say fuck you and leave. I also like stealing food and liquor.
What is your least favorite thing about the food and beverage industry?
What I said: The inconsistency of income and schedule.
The truth: Customers, managers and co-workers.
What are your goals in the restaurant industry?
What I said: To find a place that I enjoy working at and possibly move into a managerial position.
The truth: To stay at this restaurant through the holidays and make a shit load of money since you are down the street from Radio City Music Hall and tourists will be pouring in the door after they see that God awful Christmas Spectacular.
I was called over to the table for an interview. For availability I had put Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The manager said she would hire me in a heartbeat with all my experience, but my schedule wasn't open enough. I explained to her that I had another job that I didn't want to leave because it was a good place to work. She told me that since they were opening a new restaurant, they required everyone to have complete availability for the first two months. In other words, they don't want to have to take into consideration that some of their employees may have a fucking life outside of Bill's Fucking Burger Bar. "I understand," said I. "Good luck with that then." I got up and left.
I'll keep looking. Something will turn up, it always does. I can sense it in the air. (That's your cue, Laurence.)
16 comments:
...wait. You mean i'm supposed to LIE on those applications?!?!
Damn. No wonder i'm still sitting at home.
Break a leg Bitchy!
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Loved the philosophical distinction you drew between the real answers and the really real answers; the Phenomenologists among your readers will have really enjoyed that. I also loved the fact that the piece was flanked by 6 Google-Ads each offering to find me a job in the food services industry, none from employers. My favorite was the something-or-other college that was going to prepare me for a job opportunity at Burger King. Don't you just love people who think it's okay to live with their hands in the pockets of the truly downtrodden? Capitalism: It's the salt (and pepper) of life!
Don't worry about being dishonest on your application. They're not really looking for a sincere person so much as trying to gauge how well you can spew out all that customer service bullshit so they know they're hiring a reliably smarmy, ass-kissing waiter.
Good luck.
omg DO NOT WORK FOR B. R. GUEST!!!!!
Dumbass. Get back to school and get a real education. Then you wont have to wait tables.
Well, here in the midwest, the busiest of catering season is coming to a close. Come november people will be begging for hours.
How about when they break out the personality test at the interview? Anybody that has been in customer service is doomed! You try to think what the right answer Should be, but you think about the last Prick that pissed you off and you never get a Call! Go Figure!
@Jeff: I think you are on to something there. Great observation about Anonymous. Ha! Ha!
Do you ever notice when you call out a troll like Anon the response is inevitably the same? It is always "I do have a life, and it IS perfect. I am going for my Master's/PhD/Law Degree"
If your life is so fabulous Anon then why not 'fess up your true [bloggy]identity so we can come visit your blog and salivate over the wonderfulness that is you? I would be first in line to see how the perfect people live.
Regardless of how good your life is - remember the saying "You can tell a lot about a person by the way the treat their waiter."
And Bitchy? Loved the answer to "What do you like best about the restaurant industry." Yep!
I by far do not have a "perfect" life. I said full life. I try to be a rounded person. My blog is private for my children's sakes. Who knows what creepos are out there. So normally, I would give it out, but until they are all grown up, I opt not to. Also, I treat my waiters and waitresses very nicely. I know its hard to make it in this world. But to be an older person and not try to do something with their life is ridiculous. Jump from job to job, don't make an impact in anyones life. It's stupid and immature.
Why can't we all just get along?
"But to be an older person and not try to do something with their life is ridiculous. Jump from job to job, don't make an impact in anyones life. It's stupid and immature."
But to decide that the best thing to do is to write nasty comments that insult someone's job is ridiculous. Jump from blog to blog, don't make a (positive) impact on anyone(')s life. It's stupid and immature.
I for one am glad your blog is private, that way the whole world doesn't have to read about and look at pictures of your spawn. If they're anything like you, no one wants them anyway.
The only people who I would want to look at my "spawn" are family members and close friends anyway. You are probably right, I should leave some nice comments along with my bitchy ones. Sorry BW, sometimes my bitchy opinion gets in the way of the nice ones I would normally leave.
-B-
I'm not a waitress (I think there's an OPI red nail polish called that) but I hear ya.
Why is working for Br guest not a good choice?
Thanks
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